(updated 27 Apr 05) 

...makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
(Topic suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Early to avoid matrimonial ties...makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

A night without the women, out with the guys...makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (daktoadave57104@yahoo.com)

Being an expert teller of lies....makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

Early to bed and EASY to rise...makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (lacee7700@aol.com)

In the eyes of most women, a Porsche...makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (fparsons@yahoo.com) Good luck dealing with the hate mail on this one. ;)

Remembering our wedding anniversary...makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

Isn't this one a bit obvious, vitamin supplements, inherited money and higher education, (or at least knowing when to shut up)...makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (agapeagent@yahoo.com; YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Satisfying the wife after umpteen tries....makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (cmndrnineveh@aol.com) It's not so much that I liked this entry - I just liked the word "umpteen" in it.

Agreeing with the wife...makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (hdhulse@yahoo.com)

Early to have a rich uncle who dies...makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Every time his wife says "Honey, come to bed, I've got a surprise." it REALLY...makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (SSilverDolphin9@aol.com)

Being satisfied with two out of three...makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (jbray4@adelphia.net)

I would be rich if only I could figure out what...makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (Rabdreadr@aol.com)

Send the President SOMETHING that...makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) Again, we have that "two out of three" thing here.

Staying single...makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (lacee7700@aol.com; paracletus3@earthlink.net; nearly everyone else)

Been watching that "Super Size Me" film on HBO recently, too?...

Early to cutting out Big Mac's and fries...makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)