(updated 27 Feb 04) 

A body in motion...
(Topic suggested by rod.renner@juno.com)

A body in motion... makes it hard to stuff the dollar bills in. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

A body in motion...wait, is this another fitness video? (jonboyd@hotmail.com)

A body in motion...is something foreign to our bedroom. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

A body in motion...and you soon realize that directing the Slip N' Slide in the direction of the barbed wire fence was not a good idea. (JOSQUARD@aol.com) Well, at least not until it's MY turn. ;)

A body in motion...never looks like the 'slo-mo' from Babe, er, Baywatch. (MrCrayZ@aol.com)

A body in motion...is what you get after eating the "chili surprise". (dzed68@yahoo.com)

A body in motion...is harder to catch when coated with baby oil. (chharget@aol.com) Human or pig? Just trying to get a visual here.

A body in motion...tends to stop as soon as it hits the pavement below. (Rabdreadr@aol.com)

A body in motion...tends to stay in motion; a body at rest tends to stay in bed. (rod.renner@juno.com)

A body in motion...means the remote is lost again. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

A body in motion...is less likely to be buried alive. (stoneguy@bellsouth.net)

A body in motion...will get a man's attention every time. (sunjonesboro@yahoo.com)

A body in motion... has a better chance of survival when I drive up on the sidewalk. (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

A body in motion... always looks funnier in reverse slow motion. (witsend@sevinex.com) You ran the film projector in high school, right?

A body in motion... .. requires a DSL line to view it properly on your computer. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

A body in motion...tends to stay in motion, UNLESS it's a Congressional Body. (trekmeister@conwaycorp.net)

A body in motion... will remain in motion, unless acted on by a shoe sale (according to my wife). (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

A body in motion...can be down right scary in 3XL spandex. (chharget@aol.com)

I would say it's also the plot of Showgirls...but, uh...that really didn't have one...

A body in motion...that's the plot of "Weekend at Bernie's." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)