(updated 28 Feb 03) 

Beauty is only...
(Suggested by jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)

Beauty is only...a bottle of tequila away. (mykehalpinstudio@aol.com)

Beauty is only.....skin-deep, until you have none left due to an excessive amount of plastic surgeries. (ElectJesusMayor@aol.com)

Beauty is only...a light switch away. (scice@aol.com)

Beauty is only...thing that matters on ABC's "Who's Hot" reality show. (skibip@aol.com)

Beauty is only...one exclamation used by Bob and Doug MacKenzie, eh? [ Seems like 1980 was only like, well, 23 years ago. Geez! ] (HerzogVon@aol.com) Yes, time goes by fast when there aren't many worthwhile late nite comedy shows to quote from anymore...eh, you Hoser.

Beauty is only...one of the things a woman should have. She should have a nice @ss and big.......bank account. (kaycorbett@hotmail.com)

Beauty is only...what gets you a date, makes you popular, you know - the important stuff. (CutelilDancer77@aol.com)

Beauty is only...required when sober! (BrendaZilla@aol.com)

Beauty is only...an impediment to knowing the true depth of the soul of a woman. At least, that's what my ugly sister says. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net) Well, I hope for your sake your sister doesn't play at this site, you just might get smacked upside the head with a slide rule or something.

"Beauty is only...one qualification... what I really look for is a kind heart and a good mind" Liars Anonymous candidate for next season's "The Bachelor". (deezzine@aol.com)

Beauty is only... going to taunt you from afar endlessly, you pathetic dweeb. (atwright73@yahoo.com)

Beauty is only...there until you put your glasses on. (EpThenardier) Without glasses you just feel your way around.

Beauty is only...kin deep in West Virginia. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Beauty is only... until Britney gets knocked up and has a couple kids. (TwoNaughtyKitties@attbi.com)

Beauty is only...what you see at closing time....BEAST is what you see at breakfast time! (ricktodabone@aol.com)

Or in some cases...within wallets...

Beauty is only... found within... within jars, compacts, and tubes. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)