(updated 28 Feb 05) 

Never criticize a man...

Never criticize a man...you've seen on America's Most Wanted (Airfarcewon)

Never criticize a man... before he picks up the check. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

Never criticize a man...when his pants are down. (MrsMikeyDee@aol.com; bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com) Well, he can't run after you that way...so I think it's the perfect time.

Never criticize a man...in the backwoods when banjo music is playing in the background. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Never criticize a man...until your married, cause you'll scare him off. (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

Never criticize a man...because he's still going to do whatever he wants and it will still be wrong. (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

Never criticize a man... when he's standing drunk at a urinal. (Eleman8859@aol.com)

Never criticize a man...if he is a IRS accountant checking your income return. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

Never criticize a man...their frail egos can't handle it, big babies. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com; fireflysmail@aol.com) You've got that right.

Never criticize a man...if he's your husband and you think he has bad judgement..look who he is married to. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Never criticize a man... who signs your paychecks. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com; bucknorman47@yahoo.com)

Never criticize a man...whose first name is Guido. (Airfarcewon)

Never criticize a man...while he's writing you a ticket. (DOrr@jam.rr.com; DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Never criticize a man...we'll just stare at your tits and go "uh-huh." (seeker@vcoms.net)

Never criticize a man...during a football game. Wait for the commercial. (strollo5@aol.com)

Never criticize a man...before any gift giving day. (WJKbase@aol.com; maxcel200@aol.com) Yes, wait...until after it's given...then you'll have the fun of criticizing both.

Never criticize a man...who's holding the antidote. (kamasushi@aol.com)

Never criticize a man...who's about to put you in his will. (WJKbase@aol.com)

Never criticize a man... with much better verbal skills than you. (bobshush2@yahoo.com; paracletus3@aol.com)

Never criticize a man... on a window ledge. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com; old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com) Especially if you're working at the Suicide Prevention Hotline.

Never criticize a man...he's not listening anyway. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com; lacee7700@aol.com)

Never criticize a man...who's driving the taxi in a city where you don't know the direct route. (DOrr@jam.rr.com)

Never criticize a man...who's about to make your food! (paracletus3@aol.com; DOrr@jam.rr.com)

Well, she might have forgotten something...oh what am I thinking...she NEVER forgets anything...

Never criticize a man...his wife has already taken care of that. (bjjtoff@tds.net; kamasushi@aol.com)