(updated 28 May 03) 

Love means never having...

Love means never having... to hold it in. (rampage1984@msn.com)

Love means never having...a night out with the guys. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Love means never having...to return a serve. (TZMAC@aol.com)

Love means never having... sex again. Oh, wait, that's marriage. (tainsam@aol.com; spjk2k@aol.com)

Love means never having... to worry about your life insurance getting you killed. (bob9514@aol.com)

Love means never having...those Pam Anderson photos on your wall, anymore. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com) Damn, you had photos? That's impressive...most guys just have posters. Wait...Tommy...Tommy Lee...is that you?

Love means never having... to leave $50 on the dresser when you leave. (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

Love means never having...a clue why your man insists on having a conversation with you while he's on the can! (KatSut78@aol.com)

Love means never having...to visit chat rooms with a lame sexually inviting screen name. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

Love means never having... to hide your underwear the day after that chili eating contest. (RWich928@aol.com)

Love means never having... a life. (The_PaF@Hotmail.com)

Love means never having... a yard sale and selling off all your wife's stuff. At least that what she says . . . (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Love means never having... to do the dishes or the laundry or....hahahahaha...ok, I'll stop. (mcsestretch@hotmail.com) You're still living at home with your Mom, right?

Love means never having... to tell your wife what looks big and what doesn't. (Bob9514@aol.com)

Love means never having... a blowjob from your wife again...I guess. (flynnkj19@aol.com)

Love means never having... to "use" the Internet. (marcwwolf@aol.com)

Love means never having...a credit card with a zero balance. (handymac401@aol.com)

Love means never having... to diet ever again. (craigieb@aol.com)

Love means never having... the last word. (WillyTheTunaFish@aol.com; fparsons@yahoo.com)

Love means never having to wake up hungover beside an ugly stranger. (sjherrington@aol.com) Yes, now you get to wake up to an ugly person you know...day after day after day after...

Love means never having... to wait to pee while your mate is shaving!!!!!!!!!!!! (PStaniewic@aol.com)

Love means never having...another sane moment. (shorthairday@aol.com)

Love means never having...a threesome. (DAMN!) (samuraikc2002aol.com)

Love means never having... the house at a comfortable temperature. (fparsons@yahoo.com)

Well, at least we know that's not a craving you're having...

Love means never having...to argue with your husband about going out and getting tampons and ice cream when you need them most. (DesyHand@aol.com)