(updated 2 Feb 04) 

Don't bite the hand...
(Topic suggested by Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)

Don't bite the hand...whose index finger has just picked a nose. (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

Don't bite the hand...of the person giving out food samples at the grocery store. (They told you to eat before you shop!) (lacee7700@aol.com)

Don't bite the hand...splurge and buy a nail clipper. (airfarcewon@aol.com)

Don't bite the hand...until after you get the cash. (bhayes3357@aol.com)

Don't bite the hand...bite the ear, it worked for Mike Tyson! (fireflysmail@aol.com)

Don't bite the hand...of anyone who just came out of the restroom. (Airfarcewon@aol.com; sballkuhns@yahoo.com)

Don't bite the hand...talk to the hand! (rod.renner@juno.com; PAT123Z@AOL.COM)

Don't bite the hand... that rocks the cradle. It has probably just changed a poopy-diaper. (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

Don't bite the hand...of any American, they'll sue!!!!! (xodox3000@hotmail.com) Especially if they are holding McDonald's coffee.

Don't bite the hand...of your proctologist. (imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com)

Don't bite the hand...handling the raw chicken. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

Don't bite the hand...of someone who's trying to save you from falling over the cliff. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Don't bite the hand...le of the pooper-scooper. (j1gold@yahoo.com) If I have to bite one end of it - that's the end I'm choosing.

Don't bite the hand...that pulls out wedgies. (Fraglesrock@aol.com)

Don't bite the hand...when stepping on their foot leaves your face less exposed. (chharget@aol.com)

Don't bite the hand...that spanks the monkey. (pizzafreak48076@aol.com)

Don't bite the hand...again, you little mutt, or you're gonna get "pounded". (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Don't bite the hand...when the arm is much meatier. (Rabdreadr@aol.com; BoyWonder1911@sbcglobal.net)

Don't bite the hand... that doles out the medication. It could easily give you a higher dose. (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

Don't bite the hand... grenade; Rule #150 in the soldiers guide to survival. (Storm844@aol.com)

Don't bite the hand... that signs your paycheck. (witsend@sevinex.com; pat123z@aol.com)

Don't bite the hand.... make it someplace discreet so her co-workers won't see it. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Don't bite the hand...that holds the dentist's drill. (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com; pec@gis.net)

Don't bite the hand... that feeds you peeled grapes while three virgins do things to you, because you'll spoil the whole dream. (khalazdad@adelphia.net) I never did understand that "virgin" thing...wouldn't you rather get someone more experienced?

Don't bite the hand...that has an itchy trigger finger. (dplayaz04@aol.com)

Don't bite the hand...of a quadriplegic...sure they can't feel it but somehow I just know it's wrong. (dzed68@yahoo.com)

Don't bite the hand...ful of Gummy Bears fished out of a linty pocket. (danisy72@comcast.net)

Maybe unless you have gold teeth...

Don't bite the hand...that has brass knuckles. (punky_guitarist489@yahoo.com; pootybrew@goosemoose.com)