(updated 2 Nov 03) 

Whatever is worth doing...

Whatever is worth doing...usually involves the risk of catching a disease. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net; erocf71@aol.com)

Whatever is worth doing...isn't worth making a reality TV show out of it. (Mistahtom@aol.com) Bet they will still do it, tho.

Whatever is worth doing... is worth paying someone else to do it! (cshaw3752@aol.com)

Whatever is worth doing... .. some group wants to pass a law to prevent you from doing it. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

Whatever is worth doing...has never entered Anna Nicole's mind. (airfarcewon@aol.com)

Whatever is worth doing...is made better by procrastination. (chefrandy@charter.net)

Whatever is worth doing...costs more than I can afford. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Whatever is worth doing...I probably haven't done, since I'm fresh out of college, where I worked too hard to take even so much as a freaking summer off after graduation, and now I'm stuck in a job that I already know is a dead end, and I've used up all of my vacation days because my car that is the best I can afford keeps breaking down and making me late for work and...wait...what was I saying? (scalpel@aol.com)

Whatever is worth doing...is worth doing to Salma Hayek. (Wordmotion@aol.com)

Whatever is worth doing...once is certainly worth doing again. Hey baby, how you doin'? (gonnabmeeee@aol.com) Now, this is a pick-up line I've never heard.

Whatever is worth doing... will be accomplished by robots in the near future (randomguy357@hotmail.com)

Whatever is worth doing...never involves your spouse. (Sugarbaybee69aol.com)

Whatever is worth doing...is probably taking away from my drinking time. (babybear15@aol.com)

Well, that settles it - I'm going to switch to doing "whatever" instead of "nothing" from now on...

Whatever is worth doing... this is good to know considering I do "whatever" everyday. And to think everyone says I am wasting my time. (dzed68@yahoo.com)