(updated 2 Nov 04) 

...gathers no moss.
(Topic suggested by Chharget@aol.com)

A wandering Johnny Depp...gathers no Moss. (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

Halloween candy with 5 kids around ...gathers no moss (SPTirish@aol.com)

An armless herbalist...gathers no moss. (tireddebb@aol.com)

My genuine plastic Bonsai Tree I got at K-mart...gathers no moss. (SPTirish@aol.com) But for an extra $4.99 it could gather faux moss.

The slower defensive back...gathers no moss. (chharget@aol.com; muhltrayne@ahoo.com; muhltrayne@ahoo.com)

A sweater stored in mossballs...gathers no moss. (Dubya@liarsclub.net)

A germaphobic...gathers no moss. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

The south side of a tree...gathers no moss. (Airfarcewon@aol.com; e-marlon@sio.midco.com) Except at the North Pole...uh if you could find one, that is.

Any guy not to Kate's liking...gathers no Moss. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

A two year old with a sugar buzz...gathers no moss. (tackajoey@aol.com)

The lazy tadpole...gathers no moss. (chharget@aol.com)

I can't get Mick, Keith, Woody and Charlie to help me clean the roof and gutters, but you know Rolling Stones...gathers no moss. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Money, definitely...gathers no moss. (WJKbase@aol.com)

J-Lo's wedding dress...gathers no moss. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

And neither do the three supervisors watching...

The senior union moss gatherer...gathers no moss. (DaJakAiss@aol.com)