(updated 2 Sep 03) 

You only get out of life...
(Topic suggested by RWich928@aol.com)

You only get out of life...when you die. (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com; skibip@aol.com; nearly everyone else)

You only get out of Life... what Time-Warner's subscription department will give you.... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

You only get out of life...what...you thought you were getting something out of life? Don't you know better by now? (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

You only get out of life... by hiring Johnnie Cochran. (murdoctor@aol.com; jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

You only get out of life... three guarantees: death, taxes, and your own series on the WB. (joseph.blevins@verizon.net) Hmmm...I'm still debating which of these three is the worst.

You only get out of life... after choosing "Countryside Acres" or "Millionaire Estates". (murdoctor@aol.com)

You only get out of life...by pleading guilty to a lesser crime. (Georges101@aol.com; RangerXman@aol.com)

You only get out of life...by becoming a hermit. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com) Or being signed online 24 hours a day.

You only get out of life........file, leif, ifle, feli....... (TenaciousFiend@yahoo.com)

You only get out of life...what's left after the IRS cleans you out. (gabriel_riley@yahoo.ca; Draviin@aol.com)

You only get out of life...if the Governor approves your pardon request. (jenalt2001@yahoo.com)

You only get out of life...unless you're Connor MacLeod. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

You only get out of Lifetime movies with the wife when you "forget" to pay the cable bill. (stargl@aol.com) Or take the time to learn how to work the channel-blocker.

You only get out of life...quickly if you piss somebody off. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

You only get out of Life... a nutritional breakfast because they never include any cool toys inside. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com; RangerXman@aol.com)

You only get out of life... what your ex-wife doesn't. (pixiface@aol.com; giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

Unless, of course, you are Shirley MacLaine...

You only get out of life...once. (mashallaha@aol.com; BEIdol55@aol.com)