(updated 30 Jul 03) 

He who can, does...

He who can, does....he who can't, takes Viagra. (Pastlivesr6@aol.com; lynder_mh@yahoo.com; many others)

He who can, does...manage to find employment at the cannery. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

He who can, does...nothing. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com; arch_deceiver@hotmail.com)

He who can, does...and then becomes neurotic, wishes that he didn't, begs for forgiveness, and ultimately develops an ulcer. (baelanabas@yahoo.com)

He who can, does...disappear when problems arise. (TenaciousFiend@yahoo.com)

He who can, does...the dishes, laundry and vacuuming if he wants to "get any" tonight. (coillteach_bard@earthlink.net)

He who can, does...but he who can't says he did it anyway, and brags about it to his friends the next day. (kamasushi@aol.com)

He who can, does...he who can't drinks prune juice. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net) He who doesn't want to admit why he's drinking it, adds vodka.

He who can, does... and he who can't is married. (hoosierdaddy0827@aol.com)

He who can, does...he who can't, teaches. He who can't teach, consults. He who can't do anything, runs for office. (skibip@aol.com)

He who can, does... sit on the couch and drink beer and belch while we women do the cleaning and cooking. (Greeniis14)

He who can, does... He who can't, becomes my BOSS, even though we BOTH know that I could do his stinking job better than him any day of the week and in HALF the time it takes him...what? Bitter? Who, me?!!! (jd8375@msn.com) Amazingly, about 40 other players out there have your boss.

He who can, does...not ever seem to run for President. All we get is "can't"s. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

He who can, does...and then claims that it was consensual...right Kobe? (baelanabas@yahoo.com)

He who can, does...not work for the government. (carissa_chris@hotmail.com)

He who can, does...as little as possible at my work place. (steve_medel@oxy.com)

He who can, does...he who can't sits at the bar, gets drunk and makes up stories about how he USED to be able to. (ldk@bellsouth.net) Perhaps alcohol is the reason they can't anymore??

He who can, does...she who will. (brentbdavis@hotmail.com)

He who can, does... he who can't, I married. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

He who can, does...she who can is called a power-hungry bi-atch. (tireddebb@aol.com)

He who can, does... he who can't complains about what a lousy job he who can did. (astae@paonline.com)

Ahhh...the mantra of the married man...

He who can, does...it badly so the wife won't ask again. (phild@aol.com)