(updated 30 May 04) 

Don't shoot until you see...

Don't shoot until you see...the tops of their heads. I'm tired of all those pictures without heads! (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

Don't shoot until you see... that the game warden isn't around. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Don't shoot until you see...it's a member of the NRA. (maxcel200@aol.com; Brenn53@aol.com)

Don't shoot until you see... her eyes roll back in her head, her face get really red and she starts shrieking. Otherwise you have to cuddle. (archerjoe@hotmail.com) Hmmmm....I don't know, sounds like something out of "Alien" to me.

Don't shoot until you see...the urinal. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

Don't shoot until you see...an escape route. (Mauibrothers04@yahoo.com; napwalker@aol.com)

Don't shoot until you see...that they have a smaller weapon than you. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Don't shoot until you see... Whether they have diplomatic immunity.... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com) Watched Lethal Weapon 2 again, huh?

Don't shoot until you see...if it looks enough like a deer to put the tag on it. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Don't shoot until you see...Shaq someplace other than between you and the basket. (skibip@aol.com)

Don't shoot until you see... I'm not in the line of fire. (stan@squidworks.com)

Don't shoot until you see... the 300-page instruction manual for the new digital camera. (tainsam@aol.com) Good luck remembering what all the symbols stand for when you don't have your manual with you later.

Don't shoot until you see...that it's the messenger. (lacee7700@aol.com; marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

Don't shoot until you see...a lawyer about getting you out of it. (robtone247@yahoo.com)

Don't shoot until you see...if the lens cap is still on. (More times than I care to remember...) (HerzogVon@aol.com) If you kept the cap on the booze...maybe this wouldn't happen so often. ;)

Don't shoot until you see...the starlet looking unattractive, if you're a smart paparazzi. (chharget@aol.com)

And that there are no surveillance cameras, you have an air-tight alibi, and you've watched every single episode of "Secrets of Forensic Science"...

Don't shoot until you see...all the witnesses are gone. (rampage1984@msn.com; WJKbase@aol.com)