(updated 31 Aug 05) 

The first half of our lives is...

The first half of our lives is... the reason the second half is so short. (stan@squidworks.com)

The first half of our lives is... wasted on preparing for the last half. (jisargent66@yahoo.com)

The first half of our lives is...always one quarter of what it should be... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com) You're the one responsible for those "If Bob drives 55 mph from Denver and Sam is taking the train going 70..." test questions aren't you?

The first half of our lives is...is wasted, the next quarter experimenting with drugs, and the last trying to pay for the legal ones. (Kamasushi@gmail.com) And you help him with those questions, don't you?

The first half of our lives is...is very difficult to determine until it's too late. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

The first half of our lives is... more or less wasted now thanks to the Internet. (manpretty@gmail.com)

The first half of our lives is...wasted on the young. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com; madavis62@alltel.net)

The first half of our lives is...kind of foggy, if you came of age in the late 60s or early 70s. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

The first half of our lives is...over, time for a convertible and a trophy wife. (rampage1984@msn.com) ...or just anything you can take the top down on.

The first half of our lives is...how long it now takes just to pay our tax burden. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

The first half of our lives is... filled with many exciting things for us too forget in the second half of our life... (edprocoat@msn.com; jisargent66@yahoo.com)

The first half of our lives is... dirty diapers, growing pains, and acne and the second half is wrinkles, aches and pains, and . . .dirty diapers. (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

The first half of our lives is...WAY too short!! (dennisilvr@aol.com) Yes, the 2nd half should really be the short half...hmmmm.

The first half of our lives is...the reason our credit sucks for the second half. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

The first half of our lives is..where we do everything we try to not let our kids do. (jdcoops3@aol.com) If we're lucky.

The first half of "Our Lives" is...so damn full of feminine hygiene commercials. (guitartexn@aol.com)

The first half of our lives is...spent searching for the perfect mate. The other half is spent trying to get away from him/her. (e-merlin@sio.midco.net)

The first half of our lives is...a lot of kickass. The second half is a lot of fatass. (tpanner@inorbit.com)

The first half of our lives is...much like the second half, only you don't die at the end. (handarazuur@hotmail.com)

The first half of our lives is... preparation, the second half is Preparation H. (edprocoat@msn.com)

Well, she gave you those...and you're giving her something to bring up each time...sounds fair to me...

The first half of our lives is...regrettably, "the best years" of your wife's life that she constantly reminds you of every time you argue. (phaartking@yahoo.com)