(updated 3 Apr 03) 

Discretion is the better...

Discretion is the better... choice, when the wife is playing dress up and asking "Does this make me look fat?" (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

Discretion is the better...in a motel room instead of your car in the Wal-Mart parking lot. (Phoebev@aol.com)

Discretion is the better..way to cope with flatulence. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com) Oh yeah...that "uh who did that" head turn around thing convinces everyone.

Discretion is the better...word for ignorance. (bj.mills@excite.com)

Discretion is the better... part of programing that Fox isn't interested in. (StanYan1@aol.com)

Discretion is the better...looking of the twins; but Seduction puts out. (mcsestretch@hotmail.com)

Discretion is the better...term for "Keep your damn mouth shut!" (Jjambra@aol.com)

Discretion is the better...reaction when deciding to turn off the TV before the Anna Nicole Smith show. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com) Well, that and the fact I don't have a wide-screen TV for her to FIT on.

Discretion is the better...reaction when you realize your fly is open and you're in the first pew. (pec@gis.net)

Discretion is the better...band between them and the Butthole Surfers. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Discretion is the best possible personality trait when looking for a mistress. (rose_justice@msn.com) I'd say personality ranks 3rd...followed by her 2 big...uh...brains?

Discretion is the better...but having your husband walk in on you...is priceless! (Jokerzgirl77@aol.com)

"Discretion is the better...than datcretion" reported the redneck leader of The Raelian sect while comparing 2 clones (FROGGGGGGGIE@aol.com)

Actually I thought that was just the will to live...

Discretion is the better...alternative than simply telling your wife you've been sleeping with her sister. (skibip@aol.com)