(updated 3 Feb 05) 

There's nothing so stubborn as a man...

There's nothing so stubborn as a man...who won't ask for directions. (DOrr@jam.rr.com; noveed@yahoo.com; tons more)

There's nothing so stubborn as a man...who claims shrinkage was due to cold water. (strollo5@aol.com)

There's nothing so stubborn as a man...behind the wheel when you have to pee so bad your eyes are about to pop out. (e-marlon@sio.midco.com) "Oh...was that an exit I just passed? Don't worry another one is in 39 miles." Yeah, been there done felt that.

There's nothing so stubborn as a man... with a remote. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com; lacee7700@aol.com)

There's nothing so stubborn as a man...Ok, Ok, hold it!! What happened to the "wo" in front of the "man" ? (jdcoops3@aol.com)

There's nothing so stubborn as a man... unless it's two men. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com; gastlamba@hotmail.com) This sounds rather vaguely similar to something we've done here recently...but I'm really sick and I don't feel like digging thru archives right now...so you win.

There's nothing so stubborn as a man...need I say more? (name@random.com; tygrkhat40@yahoo.com; everyone else)

There's nothing so stubborn as a man...with a week's growth of beard. Or is that stubbly? ( Haven't shaved since the first week of the year, and damned if it ain't starting to itch! ) (HerzogVon@aol.com)

There's nothing so stubborn as a man... accurately mimicking the stubbornness of a woman! Ha! (rockitower@aol.com) Pretending to be a guy! Ha! The reverse plot of Victor/Victoria...I think.

There's nothing so stubborn as a man...who keeps yelling "Wait, the Viagra will kick in, it's only been one hour!" (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

There's nothing so stubborn as a man...who has the crazy idea that we ought to be "ready on time for once" (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) You can always do what I do...ask in a disgusting tone of voice..."You aren't going to wear THAT are you??" That always gives you another 20 minutes.

There's nothing so stubborn as a man... who has been caught in a lie. He just keeps sticking to his dumbass story. (Rabdreadr@aol.com)

There's nothing so stubborn as a man...who refuses to pass an old tanker truck because he's seen Dennis Weaver's "Duel" 150 times. (humorbear@aol.com) Obscure...I like it!

There's nothing so stubborn as a man... who doesn't agree with me. (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

Hmmmm...does a man actually ever think he's wrong...and does ANY wife EVER lose an argument??...

There's nothing so stubborn as a man...who knows he's wrong, but doesn't want to lose the argument to the wife. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com; bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)