(updated 3 Jul 05) 

...in the woods with bears.

Can I FedEx my mother-in-law to somewhere...in the woods with bears? (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

Eskimos don't play...in the woods with bears. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

If you are an inept football player currently residing in Lake Forest, IL., it is likely that you train...in the woods with bears. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Certain substances pile up...in the woods with bears. (williemelmoth@aol.com) You gotta be shi**ing me!...which bring us to this one...

The softest toilet paper can be found...in the woods with bears. (ZixTheYeti@earthlink.net)

Remember before you and your sugar cover yourselves in honey and roll together in the leaves, you are ...in the woods with bears. (gromitopia@yahoo.com)

I'm starting to think my social security money would have a better chance if I left it...in the woods with bears. (MrglsJon@aol.com)

Don't play blind man's bluff...in the woods with bears. (topsquark@yahoo.com) Technically our very first "blind man's bluff" entry...I salute you.

You can bring your mistress but never your honey...in the woods with bears. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Contrary to the old story, I've never seen the Pope...in the woods with bears. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

You should really learn how to play dead...in the woods with bears. (davidgotribe@aol.com) Hell, I already know how to play dead in the bedroom!

My left arm and right leg are still...in the woods with bears. (jdcoops3@aol.com)

You really shouldn't be 'makin bacon'...in the woods with bears. (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

The Bush administration is probably looking for Osama...in the woods with bears. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

Okay, I fess up, last time around, I got a bit Martini-zed and wanted to see if anyone would actually realize if I made one up since I've been relegated to very obscure quotes of late...i.e., have we actually done them ALL yet?? Anyway, kudos go out to the three people who questioned me about it...jrgracey1@aol.com, e-marlon@sio.midco.net and...

Where can one get the drugs that make you think that there has ever been a real quote that ends in...in the woods with bears. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)