(updated 3 May 03) 

There is nothing so ridiculous...

There is nothing so ridiculous...as two inch fingernails on a typist. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

There is nothing so ridiculous...as the man who, seeking a game show that will allow him to show off his knowledge, chooses "Fear Factor." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

There is nothing so ridiculous... as a class reunion when the only way you recognize anyone is by their name tags. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM) Of course, in Hollywood...this happens by the five-year one.

There is nothing so ridiculous... as a comb over. (mashallaha@aol.com)

There is nothing so ridiculous...as 3 Starbucks in the same strip mall. (Cheez412@aol.com)

There is nothing so ridiculous...as trying to explain how Carrot Top has a career. (cdmauger@aol.com)

There is nothing so ridiculous...as the woman who complains about the man she married and should realize she could have caught a bigger fish if she had used better bait. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

There is nothing so ridiculous...as a grown man in a diaper (think about it)! (KatSut78@aol.com) How about a grown man who pays someone to spank him while wearing it?

There is nothing so ridiculous... as grown men watching Spongebob Squarepants... oh wait, I'M one of those men! (QuarterHorse06@aol.com)

There is nothing so ridiculous...as Braille on a drive up ATM. (MrDelbo@aol.com)

There is nothing so ridiculous...as a man who won't admit when he isn't getting any, and a woman who won't admit when she is! (SHORTHAIRDAY@AOL.COM)

There is nothing so ridiculous... as Monica Lewinski hosting a TV show, that plays a head game with its contestants. (dspur57098@aol.com)

There is nothing so ridiculous...As walking into my house with friends and seeing my husband in my lingerie. (This acually happened) (Jokerzgirl77@aol.com) Unless it's finding out he fills it out better.

There is nothing so ridiculous... as "soft core" pornography. Talk about a contradiction in terms!!! (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

There is nothing so ridiculous... that Jerry Springer won't do a show about it. (rsherman@netplextgroup.com)

The good part is...at least you won't remember it...

There is nothing so ridiculous... that can't be made reasonable over a bottle of vodka. (DisturbedPro@aol.com)