(updated 4 Jun 03) 

The nearer the dawn...

The nearer the dawn...the quieter I have to be sneaking in. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com; rem7202@aol.com)

The nearer the dawn..the more afraid vampires get. (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

The nearer the dawn...the closer you are to the East coast. (SSCompose@aol.com)

The nearer the dawn...the less to watch on TV. (rem7202@aol.com)

The nearer the dawn...the worse Dawn looks.... (samuraikc2002@aol.com) And you're a prize catch? Huh huh?

The nearer the dawn...the less chance you have of getting laid. (dopescreename@aol.com)

The nearer the dawn...the more you realize that guy tying yellow ribbons on the oak tree is ......... Tony Orlando. (TZMAC@aol.com) So THAT'S what he's been doing...and I just thought he was dead.

The nearer the dawn... .the angrier my wife. (avitygrai@yahoo.com; MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

The nearer the dawn...the closer the hangover. (jeriandgeo@aol.com; SSCompose@aol.com) This is why you should never go to sleep after drinking.

The nearer the dawn...the faster I scramble to find all of my clothes. (sandy_diewald@bankone.com)

The nearer the dawn...The more I want to shoot my neighbor's dog. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

The nearer the dawn (tm)...the greater the chance your husband will feign illness to get out of washing the dishes. (silver_stars42@yahoo.om) Well, you can always feign a headache later.

The nearer the dawn...the less time you have to recover from your night of binge drinking before having to go to work and drive that big yellow school bus. (blueyedsunflwr@aol.com)

The nearer the dawn..the more I wish I were retired. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

The nearer the dawn...the less you hear "are you coming to bed or not?!" (madavis62@alltel.net)

The nearer the dawn...the lower my standards. (seeker@vcoms.net)

Hey, at least you didn't buy that peacock your wife wanted...

The nearer the dawn...the more you wished you had not bought that rooster. (rem7202@aol.com)