(updated 4 May 04) 

Never put off until tomorrow...

Never put off until tomorrow...that which you can postpone indefinitely. (MedCheryl@aol.com; chharget@aol.com)

Never put off until tomorrow...buying a lottery ticket if the jackpot is over one hundred million today. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com) Yeah...like I'm gonna win anyway...plus Alabama doesn't even HAVE a lotto...which makes it all the more difficult.

Never put OFF until tomorrow...because those mosquitoes are out in force tonight! (paracletus3@aol.com)

Never put off until tomorrow... taking your daily medication. (rod.renner@juno.com)

Never put off until tomorrow... what you can pass off onto one of your co-workers. (ferrisk@benning.army.mil; endocrom@aol.com)

Never put off until tomorrow...watching "Today". (Not that you are likely to miss anything.) (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Never put off until tomorrow... so use overnight delivery. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

Never put off until tomorrow...the credo of the Anti-Procrastinators. (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com)

Never put off until tomorrow...putting things off until tomorrow because it makes an infinite regress that can swallow the universe. (chharget@aol.com) Yeah yeah...I'd say you were swallowing something 80 proof or better when you thought of this one. ;)

Never put off until tomorrow... when just a couple of well chosen words will put them off forever. (amazingpfil@yahoo.com)

Never put off until tomorrow... your Income Taxes when it's April 15th. (Ripster40@yahoo.com; tphyll@aol.com)

Never put off until tomorrow... Eh, I'll finish the quote later. (Shanman452@aol.com; robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Never put off until tomorrow... checking one last time before you really go to sleep in Vegas, that YOU ARE STILL SINGLE... (agapeagent@yahoo.com) Just don't go to sleep while in Vegas...problem solved!

Never put off until tomorrow...hiding the body, they start to smell pretty fast. (Austinstoy@aol.com; khalazdad@adelphia.net)

Never put off until tomorrow... but putting out today makes everyone happy! (guitartexn@aol.com)

Never put off until tomorrow... what you can bully someone else into doing for you today. (sp723920@aol.com; jsviolett@sbcglobal.net)

Never put off until tomorrow...putting your dog outside after letting it drink beer. (chharget@aol.com)

Never put off until tomorrow..what you can lie about and try to pass off as being done yesterday. (allen018@aol.com)

Really. Did watching all those hit-man movies teach you nothing??...

Never put off until tomorrow... bills that might get your legs broken tonight. (khalazdad@adelphia.net)