(updated 4 Oct 03) 

Beggars can't be...

Beggars can't be...shot?! Damn! (Chick65@aol.com)

Beggars can't be...relied upon to provide correct change for a dollar. (tireddebb@aol.com)

Beggars can't be...choosers.... BULL... that whole "Please, Mommy please please please please I want this one not that one" usually works for my kids. (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

Beggars can't be...avoided outside the front door of WalMart during the holiday season. (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com) I can't "bell"ieve you said that.

Beggars can't be...Chaucers: Support your local poet! (TerriKlein@aol.com)

Beggars can't be on their cell phone while holding their "Will Work For Food" sign. (fbmarz@earthlink.net)

Beggars can't be...stood unless you are upwind from them. (AhOLHOL@aol.com)

Beggars can't be... calling me anymore after this whole "no call list" mess is cleared up. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com) Yeah, some time in 2006.

Beggars can't be...dressed in Armani. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com; philden82@aol.com)

Beggars can't be...lieve their eyes when Percy Ross gives them the shirt off his back. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Beggars can't be...that bad off. The "pros" on the off-ramp make $250 a day! (MrDelbo@aol.com) But, I bet the "pros" on the corner of 42nd Street make a lot more. ;)

Beggars can't expect me to give them money when they are wearing the latest Reeboks and I shop at PayLess. (GerriHan65@aol.com)

Beggars can't be...serious?!?!...Do I LOOK like I have a dollar to spare? (thayes36@cfl.rr.com)

Well, I guess that makes me a "Negative Contributing Statistic"...

Beggars can't be...called "beggars" any more. The new Politically Correct term is "Donation Purveyists". (tireddebb@aol.com)