(updated 4 Sep 04) 

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...is probably a regular contributor to HMO :P (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...must have spent too much time around my in-laws. (Rabdread@aol.com; davidgotribe@aol.com)

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...for animals, is crazier then the animal who went to the psychiatrist in the first place. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...thinking they're a deck of cards...will be dealt with later. (DOrr@jam.rr.com) Okay, you need some serious therapy.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...can just blame it on Mom. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...must never buy anything from my hunting goods store. (dusky_14@yahoo.com)

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist... should realize the first five letters spell "Psych!" The ancient 80s word for "I got you! You stupid moron!" (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...is NOT one of the 40 million people in this country with no health insurance. (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...should realize that for $14.99 you can buy a Spongebob DVD and get the same therapy. (arch_deceiver@hotmail.com)

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist... in Australia is sure to have his brain Freud. (You've gotta do the Australian accent to get this one...) (murdoctor@aol.com) Great...now I have to start learning other languages! Sheesh! ;)

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist... could you get a second Valium prescription for me? (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...Obviously has more dollars than sense. (Rabdreadr@aol.com) Not after therapy.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...replaces a fist full of cash with a pocket full of happy pills. (zcktomcat@aol.com)

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...goes from a prosaic existence to a Prosac one. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...can relive his past traumas and spill out his emotional guts so his therapist can have a good laugh with his wife at dinner. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...will get the shock treatment when they get the bill. (DOrr@jam.rr.com)

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...probably never got a good beating when they were little! (e-marlon@sio.midco.net) You know, when I come to think of it...all my beatings were bad ones.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...has split personalities. (DavidGotribe@aol.com, Davidgotribe@yahoo.com, DGT@aol.com, DGT@yahoo.com, Gotribe@aol.com, Gotribe@yahoo.com, David1468@aol.com, David643@yahoo.com, TribegoDavid@aol.com) (davidgotribe@aol.com)

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...to rid themselves of their imaginary friend, won't have any friends left. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...for a rectal exam, should see a psychiatrist. (Truckerex@insightbb.com) I think there's Zen in here someplace.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist...is just chicken to get their drugs on the street. (chharget@aol.com)

Uh...if my thoughts are not mine, but I'm being channelled by my Venus Flytrap...does this still count?...

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist... will pay more than a penny for their thoughts. (stan@squidworks.com)