(updated 5 Apr 04) 

You can't keep a good man...
(Topic suggested by airfarcewon@aol.com)

You can't keep a good man... fictional characters don't exist. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com; xodox3000@hotmail.com) Yes, we know you said it, too - so did 53 others.

You can't keep a good man...in an airtight container. Though come to think of it, you can't do that with any man. (catbiddle@brown.edu)

You can't keep a good man...and neither can 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. (seeker@vcoms.net; Mistahtom@aol.com)

You can't keep a good man... on your baseball team - the Yankees will outbid you every time. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

You can't keep a good man...down..unless you hide his Viagra. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

You can't keep a good man...for anywhere near the minimum wage. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

You can't keep a good man... so get a bad one you don't plan on keeping. (xflcheerleaders@hotmail.com)

You can't keep a good man...and who wants to, what with all those ripped, single hunks at the gym? (yourdayjob@aol.com) Obviously you've never visited Alabama.

You can't keep a good man...by wearing hair curlers and flannel pajamas to bed.(Airfarcewon@aol.com)

You can't keep a good man...from turning into an ass**** after you marry him. (ChrisAndBrandi69@aol.com)

You can't keep a good man...because he keeps calling the police and calling it kidnapping. (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

You can't keep a good man...like me because there are way too many other women I need to visit. (bittenbysharks@yahoo.com) Oh, yeah...you are definitely a "keeper".

You can't keep a good man...for long because his wife will want him back. (jenalt2001@yahoo.com)

You can't keep a good man...buried in the backyard if your dog isn't kept on a leash! (NOTLeisSuit@msn.com)

You can't keep a good man...Nature herself usually eliminates redundancies. (paracletus3@aol.com)

You can't keep a good man...if you're always bitching at him about everything. (Delbo75@hotmail.com)

You can't keep a good man...but the bad ones seem to hang around forever. (MooseSpeak@netscape.net; dzed68@yahoo.com)

You can't keep a good man...without being a bad girl...really bad...naughty... (not2greedy69@aol.com)

"Honestly honey, her butt is waaaay too skinny for me...not that I was looking at it or anything..."

You can't keep a good man...from turning into a goofy man when a twenty year-old girl walks by. (lacee7700@aol.com)