(updated 5 Jan 03) 

He who hesitates...
(Suggested by Kamasushi@aol.com)

He who hesitates... normally can't minimize this window in time for his boss not to see. (StanYan1@aol.com)

He who hesitates...doesn't get a parking space. (Brendazilla@aol.com) I thought in this case the rule was "he who hesitates has the smaller car".

He who hesitates...AAAH? I have one for "Don't look a gift..." Is it too late...Darn... I guess i am lost. (fparsons@yahoo.com)

He who hesitates...will miss the five-second rule and not be able to eat the French fry that fell on the floor. (BNEAL25134@aol.com) Yeah, those people at McDonalds sure are masters at this.

He who hesitates...will miss the best after-Christmas sales! (oldnavyangel15@aol.com)

He who hesitates...may have a speech impediment. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

He who hesitates...makes a woman much happier (right, ladies?). (MooseSpeak@aol.com)

He who hesitates...drives a Yugo. (TvOrNotTv1@aol.com)

He who hesitates...will find himself a father nine months from now. (artochsen1@attbi.com)

He who hesitates ... doesn't make it to the bathroom in time. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com; lacee7700@aol.com)

He who hesitates...usually becomes a victim of Road Rage. (Badjokes4u@yahoo.com)

He who hesitates... should just pick some damn lotto numbers and get it over with. A) he's not going to win anyway, and B) I'm trying to buy some beer here. (MooseSpeak@aol.com)

He who hesitates...never wins Musical Chairs. (kishababy27@aol.com)

He who hesitates ... can't close his favorite porn site fast enough when his wife walks into the room. (archerjoe@hotmail.com) Especially with all those friggen pop-ups!

He who hesitates...never wins an eBay auction. (andadayplusone@aol.com)

He who hesitates...when his wife asks 'do you think she's prettier than me' might as well not come home. (dignan44@yahoo.com)

Well, chances are they won't hesitate again...

He who hesitates...to pull his rip cord doesn't have to worry about refolding his parachute. (deezzine@aol.com)