(updated 5 Jan 04) 

No sooner said than...
(Topic suggested by Airfarcewon@aol.com)

No sooner said than...told you are wrong by your wife. (ahines3103@aol.com)

No sooner said than...you're fired. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com; NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

No sooner said than... what exactly is a Sooner anyway, you Oklahoma folk? (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

No sooner said than... overheard by your prying mother-in-law who then relays it to the entire family, her bible study, and her bridge club. (half_cowgirl_half_angel@yahoo.com)

No sooner said than... plagiarized. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

No sooner said than...regretted. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com; Rabdreadr@aol.com)

No sooner said than... sampled, mixed, remixed and redundant. (rochford@netaus.net.au)

No sooner said than...quoted out of context by national media. (chharget@aol.com; Stan790@aol.com)

No sooner said than...WHAM! You were talking on your cell phone and hit a pole. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

No sooner said than...your mate has turned on their selective hearing again. (sballkuhns@yahoo.com) Funny how they can always hear you mumble things about them, tho.

No sooner said than... Mom is turning red and dad is paddling the kid who said it. (AutumnEagl@yahoo.com)

No sooner said than...used against you in a court of law. (bchbums99@cox-internet.com; MedCheryl@aol.com)

No sooner said than...you're making up a bed on the couch (strollo5@aol.com)

No sooner said than... dumb. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com; chharget@aol.com)

No sooner said than...annulled (william.fishburne@verizon.net) Hmmm...now just what could have inspired this one?

No sooner said than...on the Internet. (zenphoenix@yahoo.com)

No sooner said than...he was done. all night my a$$. (dzed68@yahoo.com)

No sooner said than...mispronounced, Mr. President. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

And she will be able to tell you where you were when you said it and what you were wearing, too...

No sooner said than...remembered by a woman to be used against you later on. (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)