(updated 6 Feb 03) 

Actions speak louder...
(Topic suggested by: Kamasushi@aol.com)

Actions speak louder...with a 12 gauge. (flynnkj19@aol.com; junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Actions speak louder... than words when you are trying to tell the driver that just cut you off that he's "number one". (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

Actions speak louder...when followed by a hundred dollar bill. (RasGold@aol.com)

Actions speak louder...Harpo Marx (egroeg@comcast.net)

Actions speak louder...when your drunk! (gonnabmeeee@aol.com)

Actions speak louder...than campaign promises. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Actions speak louder....but Gilbert Gottfried speaks loudest. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com) Loudest and most obnoxious are too different things.

Actions speak louder...than all that Hallmark goo! (pec@gis.net)

Actions speak louder than words, but body odors beat them both hands down. (shokaroffreeport@aol.com)

Actions speak louder...If preceded by the phrase "Pull my Finger". (fparsons@yahoo.com)

Actions speak louder...when directed by Steven Spielberg. (kamasushi@aol.com)

Actions speak louder...since men are deaf, and need a smack on the head, to get their attention. (Cantw82paint@aol.com)

Actions speak louder...than dialogue, in any Steven Seagal film. (NOTLeisSuit@nopestillnotme.com) You mean there's dialogue IN his films??

Actions speak louder...when your testicles are involved. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Actions speak louder...on the Jerry Springer Show. (ANGELSPOONMIN@aol.com)

Actions speak louder...The new album out by a completely naked, gyrating Christina Aguilera. (RodentsRred@hotmail.com)

And when swinging a club at the golf course...

Actions speak louder... when you're wearing plaid. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)