(updated 7 Aug 03) 

Those who live by the...

Those who live by the... Bible never have any fun. (gabriel_riley@yahoo.ca)

Those who live by the...river are always at risk for sleepwalking to their death. (SNaash@aol.com)

Those who live by the...landfill have trouble selling their houses. (Pastlivesr6@aol.com)

Those who live by the...train tracks do not keep items on shelves. (xslickdaddiex@aol.com) Well, not items in one piece, anyway.

Those who live by the... forest hear the trees that fall when no one else is around. (hvvhiii@aol.com)

Those who live by the...beach have a lot of "friends" who drop by in the summer. (lhill@maguiregroup.com)

Those who live by the...nuclear power plant are usually sterile. (scalpel@aol.com)

Those who live by the...airport need hearing aids earlier than everyone else. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Those who live by the...code of Hammurabi are blind, have no hands, feet or penises...but mainly they're just frigging stupid. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net) ...or dead.

Those who live by the...nudist colony have a great view from their patio. (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

Those who live by the...the East River never snitch on the Mob. (kamasushi@aol.com)

Those who live by the...ocean always smell a little fishy. (xslickdaddiex@aol.com)

Those who live by the...rules, never become rulers. (TenaciousFiend@yahoo.com) Ooooh one that makes you think...or was that just me?

Those who live by the...Book of Mormon never stop trying to visit my house. (stargl@aol.com)

Those who live by the...river: Quit complaining about how you get flooded out every year! What did you expect? (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Those who live by the...sword these days are called "rich surgeons." (skibip@aol.com)

Those who live by the...in-laws usually get a divorce. (trlymurph@aol.com)

Those who live by the...sword...live on the 'edge'. (smmfd1@aol.com)

Oh dear Lord...and Ladies...

Those who live by the...sword, can usually be found at the local Renaissance Fair. (MrsMikeyDee@aol.com)