(updated 7 Jun 05) 

...the sincerest form of flattery.
(Topic inspired by another sent in by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

When you tell your wife "No, honey, your ass does not look fat in those jeans" you better make it sound like...the sincerest form of flattery. (strollo5@aol.com)

Watch out for the bill...once you're given...the sincerest form of flattery. (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

A fuming, boiling, mindless, jealous rage is...the sincerest form of flattery. (tpanner@inorbit.com)

Not falling asleep during sex is...the sincerest form of flattery. (cmndrnineveh@aol.com) Uh...especially if you are on top.

Running over your ex with a steamroller is...the sincerest form of flattery. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

Tell people you meet who are visiting from other countries that farting loudly after a meal is...the sincerest form of flattery. (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

A little tent in my pants is...the sincerest form of flattery. (terdeis@shaw.ca) Actually, a HUGE one would be...but we won't judge you...well, you know...THAT way.

People calling me a bitch to my face rather than behind my back is...the sincerest form of flattery. (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

Borrowing my wife's ideas is...the sincerest form of flattery. (But heck, I do polish them up a bit. And I always ask her permission. Besides; it's not my fault that she's too inhibited to post, unless she happens to be full of wine, by which time it's usually too late.) (HerzogVon@aol.com) Oh yeah...and I see she had HER screen name applied to them.

According to the little pervert down the street, voyeurism ...the sincerest form of flattery. (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

Truth serum creates...the sincerest form of flattery. (gromitopia@yahoo.com) Not always the nicest...but the sincerest.

Drooling is...the sincerest form of flattery. (topsquark@yahoo.com)

My father always said five dollar bills in your garter belt was...the sincerest form of flattery. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com) Five DOLLAR bills, or $5 bills...and what did your mom have to say about it?

Answering a phone call when you have caller ID is...the sincerest form of flattery. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

But would removing them to get even larger ones be more flattering?...

Removing your breast implants is...the sincerest form of flattery. (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com)