(updated 7 Mar 03) 

The course of true love...

The course of true love... makes you wish you'd taken the course of the Titanic instead. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

The course of true love...sure isn't where MAP QUEST told me it was. (AnthrStupdSN@aol.com)

The course of true love...is always under construction. (Ttifranks9@aol.com) Construction or destruction?

The course of true love...What was that AC/DC song about it....Oh yeah.... Highway to Hell....... (MushroomClouds@aol.com)

The course of true love...no longer exists. It is now called, "The running of the fools". (ubinrude@peoplepc.com)

The course of true love...should come with caution signs. (BikeMike101@aol.com)

The course of true love...is the title of Tiger Woods' first romantic novel. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com) Please, let's not give him any ideas.

The course of true love...was taught to me by Miss VaVoom in the ninth grade...after the bell. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

The course of true love...is through a man's loins, and through a woman's heart...shaped diamond. (guitartexn@aol.com)

The course of true love... the fairway of great sex, and the sand-trap of marriage. (dinosaur1972@aol.com)

The course of true love...is the preferred route over a course of penicillin. (deezzine@aol.com)

The course of true love...has a great final exam. (seeker@vcoms.net) Yesssss! I'm the first one finished!

The course of true love...should not consist of eighteen holes. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

The course of true love...is the quest, marriage the conquest and divorce the inquest. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

Well, maybe you just never passed that final exam...

The course of true love... eventually becomes the "course not, I have a headache" of true marriage. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)