(updated 8 Aug 05) 

There's a sucker...

There's a sucker...and a trucker but what were the rest of the words to that Steve Miller song? (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

There's a sucker...and another, and another, said P.T. Barnum as he looked in the hospital nursery window. (shep@peoplepc.com)

There's a sucker...of men's souls, called a "mother-in-law." (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

There's a sucker... in Telly Savalas' mouth that is 40 years old. Wonka dubbed it, 'the everlasting crimestopper'. Booyah, that's a painful joke.. (thedraugr@yahoo.com) Yes, it is.

There's a sucker...on my mini-basketball hoop, but it's cheap and doesn't stick to anything. (manpretty@gmail.com)

There's a sucker...watching QVC right now. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

There's a sucker...on your body if you go swimming in the wrong lagoon. (rod.renner@juno.com; JOSQUARD@aol.com)

There's a sucker...and a blower...I'm talking about the new vacuum cleaner/ceiling fan you sicko! (opalwitch7@aol.com)

There's a sucker... Quick! Go get the deed for the Brooklyn Bridge! (penpendisarapen@yahoo.com)

There's a sucker...in the voting booth every four years. (mikepena@verizon.net)

There's a sucker... at the end of every doctor's visit, but a toothbrush at the end of every dentist appointment - what gives? (atwright73@yahoo.com) Apparently you go to the dentist who isn't so bright.

There's a sucker...on the floor. Let's see whose kid puts it in their mouth first. (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

There's a sucker...There's a sucker...By the craps table, there's another one. See, I told you playing "Find the Sucker in Vegas" is much easier than finishing that "Where's Waldo" book. (DYCROUT@yahoo.com)

There's a sucker...behind every email address in the mind of every spammer and phisher. (MedCheryl@aol.com)

There's a sucker...porn every minute at www.bj4u.com. (gromitopia@yahoo.com)

There's a sucker...in your pocket, yeah yeah, I know honey, and no, I'm not in the mood to play Candyland. (jsalava@charter.net)

There's a sucker... and there's a sucker... and there's a sucker... and there's another sucker... and there's a sucker... and, look, there's another sucker... and there's a sucker... (Your kid at the aquarium's octopus exhibit). (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

There's a sucker...in every girlfriend...but get married and there will be no more of that. (SMMFD1@AOL.COM)

There's a sucker...stuck to the backseat of my car...again...thanks Miss Bank Lady...sigh. (lacee7700@aol.com)

There's a sucker...born every 42.7 seconds thanks to the increase in world population growth. (manpretty@gmail.com; mikepena@verizon.net)

Well, two, technically...

There's a sucker...erhmm ...I now pronounce you Man and Wife. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)