(updated 8 Dec 03) 

You catch more flies...
(Topic suggested by VxAnthraX@aol.com)

You catch more flies...if you're not spitting tobacco in the outfield. (chharget@aol.com)

You catch more flies...by not showering for a week. (ProUSAChick76@aol.com; dzed68@yahoo.com)

You catch more flies...behind the outhouse. (DOrr@jam.rr.com)

You catch more flies...in your food or beverage than you ever will running through the house with a fly swatter. (lacee7700@aol.com) Especially if your beverage is wine...trust me on this one.

You catch more flies...with a body that has decomposed a week than one that has only decomposed a day. (Austinstoy@aol.com)

You catch more flies...if a stupid fan in the stadium doesn't interfere with the ball. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

You catch more flies...open, around a men's room, than anywhere else. (Airfarcewon@aol.com; bchbums99@cox-internet.com)

You catch more flies... with dog doo laced fly strips, but is it really worth it? (AhOLHOL@aol.com) Well, they are cheaper to make yourself.

You catch more flies... in your skin when you try to zip up in a hurry. (redbarron1010@aol.com)

You catch more flies... with honey, but watching your Venus flytraps scarf the little bastards down is a lot more fun. (dart270@geocities.com)

You catch more flies...with your mouth open on the motorcycle ride. (chharget@aol.com)

You can always tell it's the holidays by the rise in Pee Wee Herman jokes...

You catch more flies... open when you let Pee Wee Herman pick the theater. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)