(updated 8 Mar 05) 

...like a woman scorned.
(Topic suggested by humorbear@aol.com)

Nothing says "Reconstructive Surgery" ...like a woman scorned. (mykehalpinstudio@aol.com)

Nothing can set up an unrelenting stalking nightmare...like a woman scorned. (tpanner@inorbit.com)

Horny men in bars...like a woman scorned. (lacee7700@aol.com) I figured they liked ANYBODY.

Nobody can screw a mans' best friend...like a woman scorned. (Rabdreadr@aol.com)

Whiny NHL fans are all acting...like a woman scorned. (ListenBucko@yahoo.com)

Hackers who broke into Paris Hilton's cell phone...like a woman scorned. (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

Armageddon is a wee bit similar, but not quite...like a woman scorned. (Airfarcewon)

I ran over the cat's tail yesterday, with a lawnmower and it made this unbelievable noise, like, let me see, well, it was just...like a woman scorned. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

You're a dead duck if your wife always feels ...like a woman scorned. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

No one makes you pay for sins of her ex's ...like a woman scorned. (stan@squidworks.com)

Men could not really conceive being mad at someone...like a woman scorned. (DOrr@jam.rr.com)

I hate it when you guys don't get your entry picked and you cry...like a woman scorned. (e-marlon@sio.midco.com) Hey, he said it...not me.

Helping her commit some torrid "revenge sex" is one reason why I...like a woman scorned. (ListenBucko@yahoo.com)

Only on the Jerry Springer show is fury...like a woman scorned. (maxcel200@aol.com)

No person can make a man feel like a complete fool and loser...like a woman scorned. (bucknorman47@yahoo.com) We should get SOME credit then...right??

Nobody sharpens a knife...like a woman scorned. (jbray4@adelphia.net)

You are a masochist if you...like a woman scorned. (bobshush2@yahoo.com)

Even without the nightgowns and frilly things...

J. Edgar Hoover ran the FBI...like a woman scorned. (jbray4@adelphia.net)