(updated 9 Jan 05) 

Revenge is a dish best...
(Topic suggested by william.fishburne@verizon.net)


Revenge is a dish best...laced with laxatives and served to a deserving tight ass. (Rabdreadr@aol.com)

Revenge is a dish best...served with fava beans and a fine Chianti. (rampage1984@msn.com; imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com; tons others)

Revenge is a dish best...served with a smile! (WJKbase@aol.com)

Revenge is a dish best...served before they die. (ubinrude@peoplepc,com) Uh...you mean like "right before" they die, right?

Revenge is a dish best...served with a can of "Whoop Ass". (Cantw82paint@Aol.com; breadmaker1123@yahoo.com)

Revenge is a dish best... used as a club! (rochford@netaus.net.au)

Revenge is a dish best...served with somebody's head in it. (lacee7700@aol.com)

Revenge is a dish best... served in a tomato onion sauce and eaten over the course of three days. (stan@squidworks.com; AutumnEagl@yahoo.com) Yes, you two and 47 others...it's good to see most of you play all the contests...it's bad to see you would stoop to this level to get points. Speaking of stooping...I don't think I got my customary "wife/married" entry...you guys are slacking!

Revenge is a dish best...served with chopped nuts... (xodox3000@hotmail.com) ...a la the likes of Lorena Bobbitt. (humorbear@aol.com)

Revenge is a dish best... served with a restraining order! (BRE727@aol.com)

Revenge is a dish best...treated with care. They've stopped making the pattern. (ListenBucko@yahoo.com) I'm sorry, I checked...even Replacements Ltd., doesn't list this...try again.

Revenge is a dish best...served from behind. (dorr@jam.rr.com)

Revenge is a dish best...served after giving someone their just desserts! (breehlm@wmconnect.com)

Revenge is a dish best... executed from a distance with those nifty Amazonian native blow darts. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com) Well, this is definitely original. Been watching Discovery Channel lately?

Revenge is a dish best...thought up after watching a National Lampoon movie. (SPTirish@aol.com)

Revenge is a dish best... served to the ones we hated in high school. (gentlewhisper612@aol.com)

Revenge is a dish best... served with an appetizer of jumbo coconut shrimp with mango chutney dressing over a bed of arugula; then a 2-pound Maine lobster, broiled, with a tub of drawn butter and saffron rice, and an 8-ounce grain-fed filet mignon, seared at high temperature on the outside and hot pink on the inside; a jeroboam of Remy Martin to wet the palate; then for dessert, enormous chocolate-dipped strawberries and Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee brewed to perfection and garnished with just the right amount of sodium cyanide. Bon appetit. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com) "Remy Martin?" Eh...I'll stick with Hennessy Cognac Paradis...hey, if it's gonna be my last meal and all.

Revenge is a dish best...left to the pros. My rates are very reasonable. (e-marlon@sio.midco.com) I'm sensing a trend here...I'm beginning to wonder about you.

Revenge is a dish best...eaten far away from the crime scene. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

Revenge is a dish best...filled with sardines and left under the driver's seat. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com) Apparently you never got the "Inside the curtain rods" email, huh?

Revenge is a dish best...given for Christmas next year to the same person who got it for you this year. Cheap bastard. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com) There's nothing so stubborn as a man...

Revenge is a dish best...Done Emeril style..BAM! BAM! (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

Revenge is a dish best...served by subscribing your mark to every free trial magazine you can. (dorr@jam.rr.com) Ah...lest we forget about those "forwarding address" things the Post Office hands out. ;)

Revenge is a dish best...given anonymously. (WJKbase@aol.com)

Revenge is a dish best...served with lots of habanero peppers. (tpanner@inorbit.com)

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Revenge is a dish best...eaten at a restaurant with really, really slow service so it can, in fact, be "served cold". (jd8375@msn.com)

I don't know why I like this one...I just do. Maybe it's the choice of words...or the visual...oh yes, the visual...

Revenge is a dish best...smashed to pieces over the cheatin' bastard's pointy little head. (astae@paonline.com)