(updated 9 Sep 03) 

Nothing is as simple...

Nothing is as simple...as getting on the ballot in CA. (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

Nothing is as simple...minded as my boss! (QuarterHorse06@aol.com) You mean your FORMER boss.

Nothing is as simple...to open if it's labeled "child proof". (Lil0kimie@aol.com)

Nothing is as simple...as the judges who don't pick my submissions. (rampage1984@msn.com)

Nothing is as simple...as it looks on the box. Especially when the directions are in Chinese. (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

Nothing is as simple...as a Rube Goldberg invention. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com) Hmmm...I believe this is the second Rube Goldberg entry we've received so far...and yes, we do keep count.

Nothing is as simple... as crashing your PC. Just turn it on and start doing something, preferably something important. (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

Nothing is as simple...when you have a wife. (master_of_luv@hotmail.com)

Nothing is as simple... after puberty. (murdoctor@aol.com)

Nothing is as simple...as the minds of pop icons. (TenaciousFiend@yahoo.com) Awww, c'mon Mariah Carey isn't simple...she's difficult...difficult to understand, that is.

Nothing is as simple...as a typical Alabama family tree: no branches to worry about. (kidproton@hotmail.com)

Nothing is as simple... as the plot of a Pauly Shore movie. (murdoctor@aol.com)

Nothing is as simple...once management gets involved. (amazingpfil@yahoo.com)

Nothing is as simple... as a Rubik's Cube with no stickers. (changetion@yahoo.com)

Alas, still waiting for one of them to use "HMO"...

Nothing is as simple... as making rap rhymes with "ho". (archerjoe@hotmail.com)