(updated 11 Jan 03)

Hosted by Jankath

(Title by Internutt9@aol.com)

Romania -- A 74-year-old man has vowed to live the rest of his life in a cave because his wife took his two prize bulls and ran off with a Greek waiter.

...And he sure does miss those bulls! (skibip@aol.com)

Cool! Now she can have the house, too. (kaycorbett@hotmail.com)

Which proves one thing - he should have married a vegetarian. (Internutt9@aol.com)

A very similar thing happened to a guy I graduated with. He was forced to live in a single-wide trailer after his wife ran off with the assistant manager of the local McDonald's. I don't think she took any cattle, but I'm almost positive she took the poodle. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

...Yeah, well, if it was McDonald's, there wasn't any beef involved, either.

That's just falawful! (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

Two bulls and a Greek waiter? Sounds more like Hungary! (kishababy27@aol.com)

A legitimate beef...to show that she had a steak in the relationship, too. (kishababy27@aol.com)

You sure she didn't take his two prize balls? (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

He acts like he is the only guy in the world who has ever lost two prize winning bulls when his wife left him for a Greek waiter. Get over it! (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

But at 74, the "cave" was actually a hole in the ground, and the "rest of his life" was defined when his wife and waiter started shoveling dirt in. (StanYan1@aol.com)

He's hiding because he knows that after the Greek waiter gets tired of the two bulls, he's going to try and send her back to him. (l1061S@go.com)

Speaking of bull, today's winner, Fonzee66@aol.com, is fed up with the official government line:

At last! The real truth about Dick Cheney! (Fonzee66@aol.com)