(updated 11 Sep 03)

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LAW IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING

SOUTH AMERICA -- A lawyer has given up his job and sold his car to become "Biciclown," riding a bicycle throughout the continent and performing clown comedy acts.

And how is this different from practicing law? Oh yeah, the bicycle... (TerriKlein@aol.com)

It's good to see a lawyer get a promotion. (Autumneagl@yahoo.com)

He also draws feature cartoons for HMO's "Top Stu" contests. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

...Which further shows Stu's prodigious talent to be able to draw while juggling and pedaling.

That sounds like a "Schwinner"! (airfarcewon@aol.com)

In other words...He's sort of a "Spokes"person for the whole country. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

As many lawyers have done before him, it's his first step towards becoming a politician. (eleman8859@aol.com)

If he would move to my town, he could keep his job and still be a clown. (lacee7700@aol.com)

Now he's gonna have a fool for a client. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

No word yet on what Mrs. Clinton will be doing with her additional spare time. (scalpel@aol.com)

So, you guys think the 'bi' is about bicycles, hmm? (seeker@vcoms.net)

He can kill two birds with one stone--chase ambulances on his bike and then perform for patients at the hospital. (TenaciousFiend@yahoo.com)

Had to change his name when he first went on tour as "Cirque du Sue-leil." (StephenKingKong@aol.com)

As long as he's not carrying "The Watchtower," he'll be safe. (seeker@vcoms.net)

Sung to the tune of "Send in the Clowns"......
Isn't it rich? / Ain't I a dope? / Gave up my ride and my legal career / 'Cause I just couldn't cope / Now I'm a clown / I'm Biciclown... (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

Apparently, the vast number of lawyer jokes wasn't quite enough for him. (murdoctor@aol.com)

Proving that some people will do anything to improve their dignity. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

Today's winner, Mistahtom@aol.com, thinks it's bad enough to clone sheep, but when they start clowning lawyers......

It was funny the first time when he pulled up in his car and 30 other lawyers would pop out. (Mistahtom@aol.com)