(updated 12 Feb 03)

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Stroke Below Par

LONDON -- A study of 2,438 middle-aged Welsh men has shown that those who do not shave every day have less sex, are 70% more likely to suffer a stroke, and tend to be shorter.

I agree with the last part...A razor will always make you taller. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)


If I was short, had had a stroke, and wasn't getting laid, I'd figure why the hell shave, too. (skibip@aol.com)

Shorter...stroke?.....That's probably the real reason they have less sex! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Bet they really bristled at that study! (pec@gis.net)

With less sex, of course he's more likely to stroke. (polaris75@aol.com)

That's a barefaced lie! (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

...Proving that if you WELSH on your hygiene, you won't get lucky! (reidyork@aol.com)

The results were dismissed when researchers found they'd actually surveyed 2,438 yard gnomes. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

And what about Austin Powers? (Mistahtom@aol.com)

...We don't think they meant not shaving your chest.

Yeah, but those are the same guys who don't bathe, either. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

This study brought to you by Norelco. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

In other words, they turn into Scotsmen. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Today's winner, TerriKlein@aol.com, wonders if Snow White ever got a little Grumpy:

They also were fond of singing, "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go." (TerriKlein@aol.com)