(updated 12 Jun 03)

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LOS ANGELES -- Arnold Schwarzenegger has told Esquire Magazine that he will run for governor of California if no one else better than him joins the candidacy.

"Better" meaning higher grossing action star. (RangerXman@aol.com)

Correction: His exact words were, "No one BETTER join the candidacy!" (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Politics...The perfect place for a "True Lies" actor. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Arnold's Running? Man, I'm gonna have to set up a booth and Commando a Total Recall. (TwoNaughtyKitties@attbi.com)

Gee, who's going to translate all those press conferences into actual English? (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

He said before he will only go "TWO FULL TERMINATORS." (gregparsons68@yahoo.com)

A calculated risk by Schwarzenegger, as he believes no one with the name "No one else better than him" actually exists. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

The Austrian-born actor will make a final decision on whether or not to officially run after the July 2 opening weekend box office results are in for his new movie, "Terminator 3: Rise of the Voting Machines." (MedCheryl@aol.com)

Hasta la votesa, Baby! (Honz5@aol.com)

However, the Republican actor will never become president because "Schwarzenegger-onomics" just doesn't have the same ring. (TwoNaughtyKitties@attbi.com)

And that's how Carrot Top became governor of California. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

According to today's winner, Pootybrew@earthlink.net, Arnold may hand Gray Davis a Raw Deal as he desperately tries to prevent all that Collateral Damage surrounding his End of Days and NOT make history as the first governor to face a Total Recall:

Considering all those steroids, almost every male in California is "better" than Arnold now. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)