(updated 13 Oct 03)

Hosted by Jankath

(Title stolen from watch4whales@yahoo.com)

BERLIN -- Men who hate shopping can now be dropped off by their wives at a special kindergarten where they receive beer, a hot meal, and can play games and watch sports events.

What! No strippers? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Discipline is extra. (corabelle@comic.com)

Actually, men DO like shopping. You just gotta take them to Lowe's. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Gee, the Germans are such sissies. We American women take the men with us for torture! (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

This new business is called, "Who's Your Daddy Daycare." (StanYan1@aol.com)

And when they misbehave...they are sent to the principal's office for a Swedish massage. (mangoandy@fire2wire.com)

One patron was heard asking, "Explain to me again why we still need wives?" (fparsons@yahoo.com)

The name: Das Hooters (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

The head of a local Male-Rights advocate group quickly launched a campaign to end the blatant discrimi... Wait! Are those unshelled peanuts? (kamasushi@aol.com)

Today's winner, Airfarcewon@aol.com, deserves an Oscar for outstanding performance in "A Mall and the Night Visitors":

Dropped...til they shop! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)