(updated 13 Sep 04)

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This ain't no Bill...Clinton

GREENSBURG, PA -- State police aren't laughing about the person who allegedly passed some funny money -- a $200 bill with President Bush's picture on it -- at a women's clothing store. And the clerk ACCEPTED IT!!
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A state policeman was later overheard saying: 'I knew right away it was a forgery...Lincoln's picture is on the $200 bill'! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Not to be outdone, the Kerry campaign has issued a series of $500 bills with their candidate's picture. (jenalt2001@yahoo.com) This has since been proven false, the bills in question were "Herman Munster Money" from the Munster's board game.

The clerk, having recently returned from the GOP convention, seemed conditioned to accept anything from George Bush. (chharget@aol.com)

You haven't heard of "Bush Bucks"...how do you think we're going to pay for the war in Iraq? (Cantw82paint@Aol.com) I figured they were gonna make it back selling photo postcards from that Abu Gharib place.

Is that the same money they used to bribe election officials in Florida in 2000? (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com) Naw, you're thinking of novelty Saudi Sand Dollars.

*RUNNER UP*

However, after spending the rest of the U.S. Treasury on Iraq without raising tax revenues, it was determined that none of the other money that clerk or any other clerk or other store has been accepting is any MORE valid. (stan@squidworks.com)

*WIN!*

I have a theory that somewhere along the line, he did something subliminal while on TV (played a Beatles record backwards or something) and now there are people who accept an enormous amount of bogus crap whenever they see his face. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)