(updated 14 Apr 03)

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UNIVERSITY STRIPPERS EXPOSED

CHILE -- The University of La Serena is under investigation for hiring strippers to entertain students, resulting in neighborhood complaints about excessive noise.

The irony of it all: "La Serena Charged with Disturbing the Peace." (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Can't chat now, I'm sending in my studento applicationo to the Chilean universities. (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

Instead of complaining, why not organize a Neighborhood Watch program? (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

The best little whorehouse in the Pac-10. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

If it's a medical school, then they must be candy strippers. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

The University denies the charges by saying, "We never hired them, they were on a work study program." (emocyber@aol.com)

Attendees will no longer be allowed to graduate "summa-cum-loudly." (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

In my day, we used to call that Art 102, Studio Drawing. (skibip@aol.com)

For shame, for shame! Don't they know strippers should be seen, and not heard? (guitartexn@aol.com)

What? These students can't refinish their furniture quietly? (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

If today's winner, jaynashvil@aol.com, is right, they were just planting seeds for the enrollment boom of 2021:

Ten dollars says it was the Horticulture Department. (jaynashvil@aol.com)