
(updated 14 Aug 03)
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THEORY OF RELATIVITY
(Title stolen from practically everyone)
LONDON  A math professor has devised two algebra formulas which can be used with 94% accuracy in predicting whether newly wed couples will be happy and stay together.
Is he trying to imply that getting married is a "problem"? (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)
Oh great...they TOLD me I would need algebra for my future and I didn't believe them. (Spamalot@earthlink.net)
Yeah, but the local bartender still has that 99% accuracy rate. (ChunkyMonkey@benandjerry.com)
Pretty easy to get 94% accuracy when you say "0." (belushimcc@yahoo.com)
Seems geometry might be more useful here than algebra... (HerzogVon@aol.com)
A) His credit limit + his yearly salary working 80 hours overtime  (2000 * her age) B) Her bra size  (1.5 * her waist size) + her face (rating from one to ten). If either is less than 0, it isn't going to work out. (murdoctor@aol.com)
He found out that divorce usually happens when you cosine a lot. (CaptainCrazee@earthlink.net)
Of course, some sort of Pi will always keep a marriage happy. (Jeriandgeo@aol.com)
But he still can't figure out why that bitch divorced him. (StanYan1@aol.com)
The other 6% is an error due to the split up of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)
This from the country that still contends there are three sexes. (jdh@jaad.com)
Today's winner, Airfarcewon@aol.com, reminds us that from the beginning, couples were commanded to participate in math exercises....you know  the "go forth and multiply" clause:
Build a better spousetrap and the world will beat a math to your door! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)