Cheeseheads State the Obvious
GERMANY -- Researchers at the University of Munster say that a woman's rational thought disappears when she goes shopping, and, in essence, "simply loses the ability to think straight."
MooseSpeak probably summed up the two-dozen cheese references the most eloquently...
That's the sort of cheesy research I'd expect from the U. of Munster (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)
The results are being disputed by scientists at the Addams Family Institute of Technology. (email@example.com)
Men from across the world are wondering why this statement of the obvious is newsworthy. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"Ladies, does the drop in 'shop 'til you drop' come too soon anymore? Mercantile dysfunction got you down? Try new Buy-agra!" (AutumnEagl@yahoo.com) (AutumnEagl not only thinks outside of the box, he/she probably doesn't know where the box is anymore - we can appreciate that)
Some scientists argue that the ability to think disappeared before the "control group" made it to the mall for testing. (email@example.com)
Small wonder they don't have MENSA members on "Supermarket Sweep." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Rather than study why women shop, they should find out why they named their university after cheese. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)
I don't know what these people are talking about! How can they say such a thi..... oooh, J C Penney's is having a one day sale! (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)
However, University President Herman said, Grandpa's in the basement right now making a potion he thinks will fix the problem. (email@example.com)
Wow, to be able to see life simultaneously on a humorous and a lecherous level...
Which is why I pick up women at the grocery store. (firstname.lastname@example.org)