(updated 14 Nov 03)

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Cheeseheads State the Obvious

GERMANY -- Researchers at the University of Munster say that a woman's rational thought disappears when she goes shopping, and, in essence, "simply loses the ability to think straight."

MooseSpeak probably summed up the two-dozen cheese references the most eloquently...

That's the sort of cheesy research I'd expect from the U. of Munster (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

The results are being disputed by scientists at the Addams Family Institute of Technology. (noncomposmentiss@aol.com)

Men from across the world are wondering why this statement of the obvious is newsworthy. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

"Ladies, does the drop in 'shop 'til you drop' come too soon anymore? Mercantile dysfunction got you down? Try new Buy-agra!" (AutumnEagl@yahoo.com) (AutumnEagl not only thinks outside of the box, he/she probably doesn't know where the box is anymore - we can appreciate that)

Some scientists argue that the ability to think disappeared before the "control group" made it to the mall for testing. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Small wonder they don't have MENSA members on "Supermarket Sweep." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Rather than study why women shop, they should find out why they named their university after cheese. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

I don't know what these people are talking about! How can they say such a thi..... oooh, J C Penney's is having a one day sale! (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

However, University President Herman said, Grandpa's in the basement right now making a potion he thinks will fix the problem. (changetion@yahoo.com)

Wow, to be able to see life simultaneously on a humorous and a lecherous level...

Which is why I pick up women at the grocery store. (hmo@colegrovia.com)