Here, we will learn to turn the other cheek
HUDSON, FL -- Piles of trash, dirty lakes, racist property deeds and pedophiles living nearby have not deterred one man's dream of creating a Christian-themed nudist community. (Thanks to email@example.com)
Alrighty folks, here are the few winners that thought outside the Tammy/Jim and Michael Jackson references:
Who will fund the erection of this community? (Mistahtom@aol.com)
All together now . . . here is the church, here is the steeple . . . (firstname.lastname@example.org) ... allow for the visual... now, it's funny.
Previously, he dreamed of developing a Christian-themed abortion clinic and a gay- priest-shaped Popsicle. (email@example.com)
The new community will be named "The Garden of Hedon". (firstname.lastname@example.org)
... and the "Out-of-Leftfield Award" goes to:
Piles of trash...Hmmmm...sounds like a very messy and painful medical condition. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)
Just as Jesus envisioned. (please make sure you infuse enough sarcastic tone) (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)
Let my rod and our staff comfort you. (email@example.com)
Nudist, ex-con, trashmen UNITE! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Miami is, otherwise, a beautiful town. (email@example.com)
In fact, these were the realtor's selling points. (StanYan1@aol.com)
The apocalyptic winner is...
The theme? Left Behind (Seeker@vcoms.net)