(updated 15 Jan 04)

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Here, we will learn to turn the other cheek

HUDSON, FL -- Piles of trash, dirty lakes, racist property deeds and pedophiles living nearby have not deterred one man's dream of creating a Christian-themed nudist community. (Thanks to chharget@aol.com)

Alrighty folks, here are the few winners that thought outside the Tammy/Jim and Michael Jackson references:

Who will fund the erection of this community? (Mistahtom@aol.com)

All together now . . . here is the church, here is the steeple . . . (cdmauger@aol.com) ... allow for the visual... now, it's funny.

Previously, he dreamed of developing a Christian-themed abortion clinic and a gay- priest-shaped Popsicle. (stephen_p77@hotmail.com)

The new community will be named "The Garden of Hedon". (rod.renner@juno.com)

... and the "Out-of-Leftfield Award" goes to:

Piles of trash...Hmmmm...sounds like a very messy and painful medical condition. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Just as Jesus envisioned. (please make sure you infuse enough sarcastic tone) (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Let my rod and our staff comfort you. (dspur57098@aol.com)

Nudist, ex-con, trashmen UNITE! (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

Miami is, otherwise, a beautiful town. (chharget@aol.com)

In fact, these were the realtor's selling points. (StanYan1@aol.com)

The apocalyptic winner is...

The theme? Left Behind (Seeker@vcoms.net)