(updated 15 Jul 03)

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Beijing Watch
Title by Baitsmotel6@aol.com

CHINA -- A 75-year-old woman who often goes topless when she cooks outside has chosen to ignore complaints from her neighbors, referring to an old Chinese proverb that says women over 40 are like men.

And it took balls for her to say it. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Of course, she refers to men with grill marks on their nipples. (tireddebb@aol.com)

The upside of going topless at 75 is that her face is remarkably wrinkle free. (skibip@aol.com, Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

She's also decided to end the complaints by teaching her 15-year-old granddaughter to cook topless. (e-merlin@sio.midco.net)

Frankly, I have no problem with this...As a matter of fact, I'm willing to lower that limit of 40 down to about a 32B, that sound OK? (dannyboy4343@aol.com)

I think they got that proverb mixed up...it's "Men over 40 like women!" (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

What city in China would this be...Peking? (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Can they be absolutely sure she is topless...perhaps she is wearing a really wrinkled shirt. (kaycorbett@hotmail.com)

The odd thing is, an hour later they want to see her again. (Pastlivesr6@aol.com)

"Besides," she was quoted as saying, "these babies are more like an apron now anyway." (kidproton@hotmail.com)

Hey! Don't knock it. She is the poster person for "Wokking for Breast Cancer." (guitartexn@aol.com)

They should refer her to another Chinese proverb that says "women over 70 are like hideous." (kaycorbett@hotmail.com)

Today's winner, SpinyNorma@aol.com, knows that for both sexes, age changes what used to be well-hung into just........well, hanging:

China? Sounds more like Sag Harbor....Talk about your coal day in Hell. (SpinyNorma@aol.com)