(updated 15 Mar 03)

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JUST HANGIN' OUT AND CHILLIN'

NEW YORK -- Police have allegedly caught the young black man who for the last 7 months has been streaking through a Birmington open-air parking garage, wearing nothing but sneakers and a scarf.
(Topic suggested by kayladykay@aol.com)

Hey, I just realized something...If I line up all the top entries just right, it's like you guys wrote a little story:

And boy, are his legs tired. (laugh@starpower.net)

Police knew his identity six months ago, but they wanted to make sure the evidence would "stand up" in court. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

They said he broke the "Penal" code. (Porcell78@AOL.com)

But the police can't help him find where he parked his car. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

Worried, some of the local women had asked of his whereabouts. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

I'd hate to be the witness that had to pick him out of the line up. (Omegamagezero@aol.com)

That wasn't a scarf. He just didn't want to trip over it. (kaycorbett@hotmail.com)

Well, at least his toes didn't get frostbitten. (theshape79@cox.net)

More good news...apparently it wasn't a pistol he was packing. (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

Why can't he just celebrate Mardi Gras like the rest of us? (mr_didgers@hotmail.com)

Details can be found in the new Guinness Book of World Records under the heading, "Longest-Lasting Crack High." (KURT@TRIDENT-METALS.COM)

Probably just trying to bring attention to the Black Race. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

You see, it took them that long to find someone willing to tackle a naked man. (bchbms99@aol.com)

Obviously, they had lost my phone number.

Nike offered him a job immediately. (Danko93@cs.com)

If it took them seven months to find one naked guy in a single building, is it any wonder that they can't find Bin Laden? (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

A later news story dis-clothes'd that he pleaded Not Guilty...and was provided the services of a pubic defender. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Today's winner, StanYan1@aol.com, really knows how to "fill" in an "entry" "form," if you know what I mean:

He said he was training for the World Cup. (StanYan1@aol.com)