(updated 16 Apr 04)

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"Say it, Nana! Who's your daddy!?!"

Panchpara, India -- A 25-year-old Indian man has married his 80-year-old grandmother because he wanted to take care of her.

By "take care of her" he actually meant strangle her and inherit her chain of liquor stores. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

It was an odd decision, especially as the man's grandfather is not dead, but simply on a week-long vacation in France. (changetion@yahoo.com)

Panchpara, incidentally, means "Alabama" in Punjabi. (zenphoenix@yahoo.com)

Ironically the woman's 85 year old ex-husband married a 25 year old for the same exact reason. (BluesClueless@Sprint.com)

The Out-of-Leftfield Award goes to:

They invited Mark Russell, who threw Condoleeza Rice and Donna Rice. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com) I didn't get, maybe you will.

"...The young man's name was Oedipunjab Rexandra..." (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

His grandmother then shot him, after being driven insane after the 99th verse of "I'm my own Grandpa". -- In an unrelated article, The HumorMeOnline.com staff is currently seeking someone to take care of them, after they are flooded with in-kind variants. (Electronicwaffle@yahoo.com) You're Kung Fu is good, Electronicwaffle.

In case you thought family reunions couldn't get more awkward. (gambleandbluff@aol.com)

See now kids?? This is your mind. This is your mind on lasagna. (bonniekurtca@sbcglobal.net) Not funny? Check the archives.

I heard their ceremony is in the Guinness Book, for most people simultaneously going "EWWWWWWWWWW!" (MrglsJon@aol.com)

Aw, cm'on! I had to pick his puns, he has a tiny-little cult following:

Talk about your Sikh society! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

He'll be sari... (Airfarcewon@aol.com) ... that wasn't so bad, was it?

Actually, rumor has it that they "had to" get married . . . and now the man feels responsible for raising his newborn uncle. (cdmauger@aol.com)

He didn't have to go to that extreme - I know a guy named Vinnie who can "take care of her" for about $2000. (OldNewYorker@MetLife.com) ...is this a little glimpse into the corporate culture at MetLife?

Well, should we be surprised? This is in the same country where they married the village girl to a dog to ward off bad luck. (MooseSpeak@netscape.net) ...Once again, check the archives.

Fortunately it was his grandmother and not his grandfather, because that would be weird. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

In response, the woman's 85-year-old boyfriend purchased a gat and vowed to pop a cap in both their asses. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Another sign of extreme hunger --- give the man a snickers bar !!! (pat123z@aol.com)

Today's winner almost made me choke on a Milk Dud ...

Can you say Gramma Sutra? (murdoctor@aol.com)