(updated 16 Feb 03)

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Wasted in Margaritaville

KENTUCKY -- A simple case of human error resulted in almost 2,000 gallons of tequila being spilled into the Louisville sewer system.

Millions of tiny brown worms took to the streets in celebration. (kamasushi@aol.com)

... On the very same day La Playa Restauranté advertises "World's Largest Margarita." (RasGold@aol.com)

In unrelated news, north central Kentucky is being overrun by rats chanting "Yo Quiero Jose Cuervo." (skibip@aol.com)

In other news, the 2003 Mardi Gras celebration has been moved underground this season. Silly straws will be handed out instead of the traditional beads. (Ty@TFW38Promotions.com)

10,000 rednecks promptly jumped in for their first bath of the year. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Human error my butt... that's called a hillbilly highball! (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

As an act of human kindness, the Louisville State employees have volunteered to go clean up the mess.*hiccup* (trlymurph@aol.com)

Talk about getting s**tfaced.... (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Oh the rats are drunk in my old Kentucky home.... (tomcnagy@hotmail.com)

On a positive note, the city's entire homeless population has now gone underground. (SMiller234@earthlink.net)

Just trying to one-up that Boston Tea Party. (dinosaur1972@aol.com)

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles can now party hard. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

Thousands of people were seen putting salt around manholes. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Today's winner, mrsbrak@aol.com, knows the real difference between those yellow and orange security alerts - and urine big trouble if you don't take every precaution:

They have the same problem in DC whenever Ted Kennedy takes a leak. (mrsbrak@aol.com)