LONDON (Reuters) -- A police sniffer dog died of a suspected overdose while out hunting for drugs, British police said on Monday.
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Relatives said the dog had been trying to beat it's issues with substance abuse unsuccessfully for many years. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Authorities say this is the third dog to succumb this week, after one tried to fly off the top of a building, and another gorged itself to death on twinkies and corn chips. (email@example.com)
God those dogs are clever - now they can use hypodermics! (firstname.lastname@example.org) That's nothing, my kittie freebases.
We will always remember Garfield's best pal, O.D. (email@example.com)
K-9 Units in Amsterdam were rumoured to have called him a reefer pussy, and then passed the doochie on the left hand side. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The police continued to be baffled when they heard that Courtney Love was in New York at the time. (MaislosMom@comcast.net; email@example.com)
Suspiciously enough, he was found holding a mirror and a razor blade.... (firstname.lastname@example.org) ...and had a kennel full of glass pipes.
The odd thing was: He was having hallucinations in colour! (email@example.com)
Lab tests could only prove one thing...the dog was a Lab. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Narc tests later proved the dog to be a snitch.
AND TEH WINAR...
"The dog was quoted as saying, to his partner...'Rey, Rhaggy! Ranna score some reed?'" (email@example.com) Suppose that explains the paranoia and constant scoffing of snacks.