(updated 17 Aug 04)

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Sniffin' Crack

LONDON (Reuters) -- A police sniffer dog died of a suspected overdose while out hunting for drugs, British police said on Monday.
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Relatives said the dog had been trying to beat it's issues with substance abuse unsuccessfully for many years. (chharget@aol.com)

Authorities say this is the third dog to succumb this week, after one tried to fly off the top of a building, and another gorged itself to death on twinkies and corn chips. (chharget@aol.com)

God those dogs are clever - now they can use hypodermics! (rochford@netaus.net.au) That's nothing, my kittie freebases.

We will always remember Garfield's best pal, O.D. (tainsam@aol.com)

K-9 Units in Amsterdam were rumoured to have called him a reefer pussy, and then passed the doochie on the left hand side. (leafs_fan02@hotmail.com)

The police continued to be baffled when they heard that Courtney Love was in New York at the time. (MaislosMom@comcast.net; noncomposmentiss@aol.com)

Suspiciously enough, he was found holding a mirror and a razor blade.... (murdoctor@aol.com) ...and had a kennel full of glass pipes.

The odd thing was: He was having hallucinations in colour! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Runner up~

Lab tests could only prove one thing...the dog was a Lab. (maxcel200@aol.com) Narc tests later proved the dog to be a snitch.

AND TEH WINAR...

"The dog was quoted as saying, to his partner...'Rey, Rhaggy! Ranna score some reed?'" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com) Suppose that explains the paranoia and constant scoffing of snacks.