(updated 17 May 03)

Hosted by Jankath

BEAUTY CON TEST
(Title by Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

OSLO -- A new study shows that attractive criminals are given lighter punishments than their less glamorous counterparts, no matter what their crime.

Fat chance. (bj.mills@excite.com)

Good luck finding a jury of your peers THAT ugly. (KernelKlingon@tvland.com)

So much for the theory that justice is blind. (markswoodland@earthlink.net, seeker@vcoms.net, Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Ladies...know that boob job you would just kill for?... Go ahead. (corabelle@comic.com)

I was wondering why my ex got life for two bags of weed. (mohegen1972@aol.com)

The finer you look, the lower your fine. (KMurphyShelton@yahoo.com)

Attractive may also be defined as possessing a large wad of cash. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Here "comes" the Judge. (SSCompose@aol.com)

Is this supposed to explain why OJ got nada and Heidi Fleiss got eight years? (seeker@vcoms.net)

Get Phyllis Diller as your defense attorney. Anyone looks good next to her. (Coillteach_bard@earthlink.net)

Looks like you're in for a looooooong sentence, Jank ;-) (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

...Uh, did you forget that I'M the one doing the judging? If these entries came with mug shots, only Brendan Fraser would win.

I find that hard to believe, cause if they sleep with me they get off no matter what. (*rim shot*) (kaylor@mail.com)

Who wants to play with Jailhouse Barbie? (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Today's winner, haldemand@aol.com, served on a jury that paid close attention - cause it wasn't a glove the defendant tried on:

"If she has big tits, you must acquit!" (haldemand@aol.com)