(updated 18 Apr 03)
Hosted by Jankath
(Title stolen from Baitsmotel6@aol.com)
GERMANY -- A new study suggests that ogling women's breasts for 10 minutes a day does as much to extend a man's life span as spending 30 minutes in a gym.
Well....there's good news and bad news. The good news -- this headline received a record number of entries. The bad news -- 99% of them said the same thing. If you entered the following, you have LOTS of company...
FIRST (3 thousand entries)
WATCH OUT, METHUSELAH! HERE I COME!
SECOND (197 entries)
...Unless she has a gun.
THIRD (140 entries)
I got all the bases covered - I do the ogling while in the gym.
FOURTH (137 entries)
Bet that's not all it extends.
FIFTH (OK, it was just one, but I can relate)
What the hell is ogling?
Now, for the winners with slightly different points.....of view:
This student should be attending school in Chili. (Ttifranks9@aol.com)
Honey! Guess what my doctor said? I have to go to the strip bar FOR MY HEALTH! (email@example.com)
Who'da thought that watching "Baywatch" was good for you? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Honey, I'm working out at Hooters tonight.... (email@example.com)
Das ist vy ve haben der master race mit der biggest doodle dongals. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)
...See, I thought "doodle dongals" were something else....
Many thanks to Playboy magazine for providing me with hours of "workouts." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
As today's winner, BikeMike101@aol.com, always says...No life is wasted - you can always serve as a bad example:
Senator Strom Thurmond's secret is finally revealed. (BikeMike101@aol.com)