(updated 18 Oct 03)

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HOLLAND -- Scientists have developed underwear that can call an ambulance when it detects that the wearer is having a heart attack.

"Please ma'am...you've got to take the microphone out of your mouth so I can understand you." (chefrandy@charter.net)

Must be a shorts wave radio. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Would that be sort of a More-Ass code? (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, not his butt! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

If the underwear is not clean, will it talk dirty? (jenalt2001@yahoo.com)

Well, it's not San Francisco, but I knew my husband's heart was somewhere other than his chest. (Austinstoy@aol.com)

Maybe it can be set to vibrate? That way, at least you'll have a little pleasure while you're dying.... (lanny888@yahoo.com)

Heart Attack? Gee, I only thought that happened when you were really scared! (skibip@aol.com)

Because nothing says "Heart Attack" like a puckered @$$hole. (e-merlin@sio.midco.net)

Today's winner, amazingpfil@yahoo.com, knows it doesn't matter if they're clean or not if they're only hanging on the bedpost:

It can also alert a callgirl service if the wearer is merely having a stroke. (amazingpfil@yahoo.com)